Borderlands

Borderlands. The rather funny shooter, RPG, co-op experience with 1274632591326418732528943713 zillion guns each on random and most likely unique.
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So far in the game (I'm level 26) and their hasn't been anything wrong not a thing to complain about, classes, weapons, skills, enemies. Its about 4 people who arrive on a planet, looking for some vault full of alien orgasm or something, just like everyone Else on the planet bandits, treasure hunters etc, who want all that jizz for them selves and don't want you to get any, so you shoot them. Shoot something, it takes damage, you kill it, you get exp, Simple. You shoot something, it doesn't take damage, you run. also simple. also so far every gun I have picked up hasn't been the uber power and will last me forever. each gun has strengths and some sort of weakness, for example, the elephant gun, extremely high powered sniper rifle, but with out a scope. or sledge's shot gun powerful but only two shots. Most good guns will last you about 3-5 level ups if your lucky, and might seem extremely powerful at you current level, but when you try and take something your own level or higher, no luck.

The characters are simple. The sniper , The soldier, The guy that smashes shit and that chick who shoots lightning out at people when she runs near them. At first all characters are even except they start with different weapons, only after you first level (if you choose to use it *More on this in the tips*) your character shows their power.

The questing is cool you have quest givers and bounty boards, quests tend to involve different aspects:

1 Go and talk to some one.
2 Item retrieval or activate shit (like the audio logs or activating the fast travel)
3 Item retrieval from a boss or creature like some stolen meat or even a dudes leg.
4 Kill a Boss
And each quest gives fitting rewards of exp and sometimes money.

I give this game a 10/10 for every thing and its my GOTY

Oh there is one annoying little problem with wings, Morrowind Players brace your selves There Back, but now we have the means to kill them!

Demo Review- Left 4 Dead

I must say, Im quite impressed, not amazed its not one of those ground breaking games but its good. As a demo it does what its ment to do, give you a snipit of the game, snipit not 3 hours of game play and not 3 seconds of game play *Coughironmandemo*.

The first thing I did was get surrounded by 80000000 zombies the very second i started because one of my freinds invited me into a game as soon as it finished downloading so that was a thrill ride of zombie corpses.

Now on to the features

As a FPS fan i genrall have a good idea of what FPSs controls should be like (some thing like Halo's in short)
Right Trigger: fire your boom stick!
Left Trigger: alternate attack/grenades
A: jump
X: Pick Shit up
and there you go Left 4 Dead sticks true to this scheme witch so many of us are used to.
Also the co-op was really fun especaily if you play it with people you know, rather than some guy you met online or worse AI. Its like really being up to your teeth in zombies but you have 3 of you best mates and more guns than the national guard to get you through the piss easy levels.
What makes it piss easy is that holding down fire will garantee you success apart from when fighting that bigass thing in the train or the witch, there no real chalenge in killing the zombies the die in like 5 bullets from the uzi but who cares, my gamerzone is recreation, and its description says somthing about all that matters is having fun, witch is exactly what I did.

Left 4 Dead
7/10
Spike 8GH

Saints Row 2 Cheats

Cheat mode:
Pause the game, then access the cell phone. Select "Dial", then enter one of the following numbers, including the # symbol, and choose "Call". If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. Then, go to "Cheats", and select the now unlocked option. Note: Achievements are disabled when cheats codes are activated.


Player Ability:

[Cheat Affect]
[Phone No.]


Full Health
#1
Car Mass (increased mass for harder collisions)
#2
Milk Bones (increased melee attack damage)
#3
Add Police Notoriety (+1 star to police wanted meter)
#4
Player Pratfalls (press LB or RB to fall)
#5
Infinite Sprint
#6
Unlimited Clip (never reload, except for RPGs)
#9
Infinite Ammo
#11
Heaven Bound (killed bodies float upward)
#12
Add Gang Notoriety (+1 gang attack level)
#35
Never Die
#36
No Cop Notoriety
#50
No Gang Notoriety
#51
I Am Giant (become very tall)
#200
Itty Bitty (become very short)
#201
Give Cash (gain $1,000)
#2274666399

Note: These are not all the cheats for Saints Row 2 more can be found at:
http://www.cheatcc.com/xbox360/saintsrow2cheatscodes.html

Game Review #2: Saints Row 2

SR2 Basically picks up from where you left off in SR1. You start off at the surgeons office in the new Stillwater Police island place thing. So you choose your gender race build and allthat jazz allthough personally I chose a female :p but gender doesnot physically effect your person in anyway.
Really, the aim this time round is to conquer Stillwater once more and become the King (or Queen)
of Stillwater

Familliar activities are here along with some awesome new ones including Fuzz. Where you dress up in Police garb and enforce the law brutally with the camera man which is really fun. Another great activity is Crowd Control, this is where you dress up in a bodyguars suit and protect the VIP by stopping crazed fans and earning cash in order to complete the level, a cool feature is where you get a number of different ways of dealing with them, like throwing them into a jet wing or pushing them into a car engine or forcing them into a fast moving train.

Online, I have to admit, I'm dissapointed about it. Theres only Gangsta Brawl, Team Gangsta Brawl and Strong Arm which basically is doing alot of the singleplayer activities, multiplayer style which can be fun but gets reppetetive after a while but on the other hand, co-op is brilliantly executed, This is like GTAIV Party mode only 1000X awesomer!! This is to me is majoratively based on the fact that there are PLANES!!! The physics of them are so shit that they are fun.

Overall I give SR2 a good 9.5/10

Customisation-8/10
Gameplay-8/10
Fun-10/10
Multiplayer-7/10

Aaron

Game Review #1: Soul Calibur IV

Lets just start by saying, too short.
Soul Calibur IV was an alright game, but not that mutch differnt to the others in game play, but it had a really shit story.
The Story mode starts by choseing you character then reading(skiping) a block of text then fight in four levels that have a few bad guys to KO, then you meet either:
Mr evil big sword
Mr good big sword
or Mr Satan who has both big swords

But the thing is since you can make your own player to kick there arses with the other players are hardly ever used. Why play as a blond haird heavy armoured "pretty boy" with a huge...
sword, when you could play as your self or better yet a huge boobed naked girl with a huge...
sword instead

This is how my experence with the game over seven days was:

Day 1: First thing load up character editor, make super hot,evil,huge sworded woman. Go into story and complete it in about 3 miniutes. Then mess around with other characters making a team of super hot,evil girls and a team pf super hot, good girls thinking that there was a game mode, where you could take more than one character in, that wasnt tower of lost souls, but no there wasnt, shame.

Day 2-7: made some famouse game characters( Sephiroth, Cloud, UMBRA (from morrowind) Jack of Blades) and some huge boobed ninjas.
got to level 30 on tower of lost souls
completed story on all my custom characters
never played online
never played any other games (exept Fable 2 Pub Games DEMO for about 5 minutes) no matter how shit soul calibur was.

My score for Soul Calibur IV:

4/10 becase theres not much to do and Aaron called me a dickhead for playing it.

Spike