Saturday, 11 October 2008

Game Review #1: Soul Calibur IV

Lets just start by saying, too short.
Soul Calibur IV was an alright game, but not that mutch differnt to the others in game play, but it had a really shit story.
The Story mode starts by choseing you character then reading(skiping) a block of text then fight in four levels that have a few bad guys to KO, then you meet either:
Mr evil big sword
Mr good big sword
or Mr Satan who has both big swords

But the thing is since you can make your own player to kick there arses with the other players are hardly ever used. Why play as a blond haird heavy armoured "pretty boy" with a huge...
sword, when you could play as your self or better yet a huge boobed naked girl with a huge...
sword instead

This is how my experence with the game over seven days was:

Day 1: First thing load up character editor, make super hot,evil,huge sworded woman. Go into story and complete it in about 3 miniutes. Then mess around with other characters making a team of super hot,evil girls and a team pf super hot, good girls thinking that there was a game mode, where you could take more than one character in, that wasnt tower of lost souls, but no there wasnt, shame.

Day 2-7: made some famouse game characters( Sephiroth, Cloud, UMBRA (from morrowind) Jack of Blades) and some huge boobed ninjas.
got to level 30 on tower of lost souls
completed story on all my custom characters
never played online
never played any other games (exept Fable 2 Pub Games DEMO for about 5 minutes) no matter how shit soul calibur was.

My score for Soul Calibur IV:

4/10 becase theres not much to do and Aaron called me a dickhead for playing it.

Spike

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